Air travel blues

Why is it when planes are full the biggest idiot on the plane (besides me) ends up sitting next to me.

Traveling to Iqaluit, I had some one who looked like a Hamilton Ticats Lineman sit next to me.

Then When I headed to Pond Inlet, I sat beside this FAT HEAD who rushed with his arswipe dutch buddy to get in front of even kids to get window seats in the "general seating" plane. Nice bald spot, fat head